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Show 76 album cover pic: Cartoons of two "Pedestrian Crossings"...One says "You mustn't let them walk all over you"

17th May

Show 76: Storing an Axe

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34 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Wasting DC power, The merchandisers of the fire world,
Limitations of yellow safety hats, Four birds with one stone, The veterinary niceness factor, Verifying listeners' tax status, Heckling podcasters, Making amends for photographing books, Prooving that you learn something new every day, The "Hoover" of the soft drinks world, A forced belch, Fear of silence, A subtle axe stand, Imagining the word "end", Today's designated personality, Tetris filler, Being overtaken by the past "me", A contrived ending.

Also: A master-class in how to make a synthesised guitar / piano cat song on your portable telephone.

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Show 75 album cover pic: A tea towel with lots of cats on it

15th May

Show 75: Double Cooked Bread

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25 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Seeking stimulation in the fridge, Disguising fish, Double cooked bread, Stairs ascension segment, A good excuse for two silent steps, Getting mis-spelt in the Irish media, The listener's research duties, A non-omitted outtake, Cutting through ones and zeros, Getting rid of vertical things, Going over your head, Watching cats in the garden, Comparing this to blank space, Recording this recoriding session on the telephone, The Stumbly Show, Prooving "stumbly" is a real word, Thinking about Esparanto.

Also: Two cat songs or something.

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Show 74 album cover pic: A picture-wall-clock (with cats on it) "wearing" a microphone headset which is connected to a voice recorder which sits on top of a wall calender

15th May

Show 74: Mad Ant Disease

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31 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
In search of third party cat songs, Cat leash propaganda, Walt Disney's memory wastage, Electrocution by wastepaper basket, Marketing boredom to the masses, Repurposing a flowerpot and dog lead, Concentrating on insulting the listener, Dangers of cannibalism among anteaters, Discovering Mad Ant Disease, Specializing in cat law, A multimedia urination session for publicity purposes, Evidence of flushing, Audio-recording my filming device, Sorting out the Rubik's Cube, Alphabetizing "Abba" songs, Picasso's building plans, Why France needed "Discovery Channel", Any pair of seconds,

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Show 73 album cover pic: A face drawn on what a appears to be a belly, with the "lips" drawn around the belly button

9th May

Show 73: Trespassing in the Seventies

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33 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Pretending it's still "now", An artifical cat for illustrative purposes, Time travel in the bath, Trespassing in the seventies, Sci-fi as a reference tool, Sorry for changing the course of history, Treasuring a hole, A mould for sponges, Two kinds of pie, False triangles in the food industry, Demanding bite-size convenience, Linking laziness to starvation, Refusing to electrocute my cat, Profiting from urine-entertainment, Water on the brain is fine.

Also: Candi Delaney on life as an American-Irishian, plus a mention or two of a driving test.

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Show 72 album cover pic: Chilli the cat talking into a phone

5th May

Show 72: Conspiracies Phone-in Special!

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30 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Audio hyperlinks, Calling oneself from the bathroom, Getting your levels level, Exporting an accent for effective use abroad, English plus one, Finding morse code on an official translation, Profiting from the nineties clubbing culture, A conspiracy about my incompetence, Eating cake in different countries, Collecting water or ice on a long distance bus, Traditional circumnavigation routes, Standing like a weirdo, Traveling on your ninth life, Joystick feedback, Misinterpreting a bus-related metaphor, Slowing down to let passengers on, Something in French, Referencing the Irish language.

Also: Edward J. Murray of Conspiracast hosts a sober phone-in debate about terrorism or something, Joanne's back with only our third ever song about cats who like stationery, and we fleetingly meet an upcoming contributor, Candi Delaney.

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Show 71 album cover pic: A bag of Whiskas tuna flavour cat food and a container of Choccocino

3rd May

Show 71: Instant Teas Special

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33 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experiment, Creating safer tree climbers, Weak tea bags and compost, Improvising with a sweeping brush, White wollly island garments, When to order hot burgers, Bunny-shaped sausage, Cottaging in the fast food sector, Replacing potatoes with bread, Arán versus Árann, Dazzled by the television, Avoiding Wikipedia, Issues with a green search engine, Accepting one twenty-billionth of the responsibility.

Also: We advance the cat song genre another step using what's available in the kitchen, and preview a new character that we're developing.
The promo in this show is for Conspiracast

 
Show 70 album cover pic: Chilli the cat trying to eat an i-pod on which there is a picture of Chilli the cat

29th April

Show 70: Sampling Stephen Hawking

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23 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Not strapped in, Shadowing a hunting cat, Properly processed poultry, Bogged down with alliteration, Ignoring small words, A nineteen seventies search engine, Underused portability shame, My 2D monitor, Testing a three dimensional website, The Niagara Falls nano-border, Obsessed with the bends, Thom Yorke's lucky guess, Everybody knows an Aloysius, Experimenting with goodbyes, A hidden track, Sampling Professor Stephen Hawking, My pencil failings.

Also: Our first ever aborted cat song. Nobody is to blame.

 
Show 69 album cover pic: Three cartoon potatoes, one making faces behind the other's back. Third potato saying "Careful. He's got eyes in the back of his head"

27th April

Show 69: Papier Maché Limbs

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29 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Just a host, Small minds in the audience, An ill-informed cow, Creating a cat on the fly, Getting stuff from users, Papier maché limbs - the pros and cons, Harrison Ford's badly planned circus, Obvious sand-monsters, Linking role reprisals and death, Rocky the private investigator, Delaying the mail, Limitations for macho actors, The Spoiler Police, Accidentally liabling a police officer.

Also: We dig up our occasional series of audio columns by security correspondent, Tomo O'Brien.

Thanks Manny for topic suggesion

 
Show 68 album cover pic - various cats on and beside the TV

26th April

Show 68: Licensed to Grimace

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21 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Don't listen to this,
Listener-imposed drugs test, Watching a marathon, Avoidng the word "pod", Cannibalistic vegetables, Remembering the bread man, Grimacing in the front seat, Innapropriate product placement - an experiment, Blackberries and mungo juice, A double shot of beer, Fantastic typing, Slow-drying coke, Being frowned upon, The NYC Wingdings font conspiracy, Reading too much into the trees, Making use of a urination opportunity;.

Also: Joanne and Neal's unprecendented cat song collaberation
Thanks Ruben and Dadaist for topic suggesions

 
Show 67 album cover pic: Close-up of a very hairy puppy dog's face

25th April

Show 67: Paradoxes and Cats' Eggs

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26 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Frightening episodes,
Severed feet and the natural landscape, Poultry carving politics, Oxygen free chickens, No explosion without fire, Surviving on a forest planet, Counting the foot carers, An embassy to a neighbour, Planning a fictional World War, Some truths about E.T. and Elliot, How to be an information resource, Alternatives to Dr. Suess, Kitten basket distribution, Rearing an undercooked egg, Obsessing over paradoxes, Improving Wikipedia live on the show.

Also: Joanne with a brand new caffeine-inspired cat song

Thanks Dadaist for topic suggestion. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw

 
Show 66 album cover pic: Pippy the cat with a container of breath spray

24th April

Show 66: Invisibility Saturation

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30 minutes

 
Tonight's topics include:
Sequentics in counting, Confusing colons, Randomnisation and the digestive system, Superfluous skins on fruit, Eight miles of person, Outage outrages, Non facial expression, Caffeine as a coolant, What's wrong with Meeveo?, In defence of fractions, A song about a specific cat, An insect not a router, Everybody puts chicken in, Strapped in and unable to urinate, Why humans don't live past 100, Dressing for black and white movies, Invisible Man saturation, Hyperlink hype, Why I don't record myself reading, Points for spraying a cat.

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Thanks: Ruben of the Rubenerd Show for topic suggesions, Lockjaw for piss-related information, which info can be found here.
 
Show 65 album cover pic - a wallpaper of identitacal images of Pippy the Cat

24th April

Show 65: Paperclip Special


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26 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Lack of ambient cat recordings, Stationery update, Big brother is watching paperclips, Non moving office supplies, Lying about "loling", Political lauging gas, A stationery argument, Cat duplication to prove a point, Self duplicating cat-copyright infringments, Reliable paperclip information sources, Dead pigeons on the property ladder, An irrelelevent synthetic paperclip, A warning about other paperclip podcasts, Exchanging your goat's head.

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Show 64 album cover pic: Chilli the cat looking contemplateive in front of an ornate clock

20th April (Yes, two shows today!)

Show 64: Duran Something


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26 mins approx.

 

Tonight's topics include:
Between two consecutive days, Stupid place for a mountain, A fuel thief in the audience, Podcaster diplomacy issues, Black market petrol, A less gloomy cat song, The first pluck is the hardest, Pronunciation of "Duran" and "Duran" respectively, Two "Delilah"s under the microscope, No disrespect to Freddie Mercury, Wales' secret cat song exporter, Not afraid to curtail things, Undressing the sky, Dealing with flem, Paws and pause in other languages, How to wreck a legal conference.

Also: Joanne with a special selection of folkloric cat stories.
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Show 63 Album Cove Pic: Guinness bottle behind glass with inscription: "In Emergency Break Glass"

20th April

Show 63: Lying about Plants

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29 minutes

 

Tonight's topics include:
Garnering subsequency, Inefficient use of a hacksaw, Swapping out a big thumb, Getting on Discovery Channel, Legalities of killing two birds with one stone, Hand gestures on Judge Judy, Even better than a cat picture, Stressing the listener, Vegetables as evidence of a dog licensing conspiracy, Return of the urination session, Pronouncing prevarification, Waterfall production, Sesame Street Porn, The Irish podcasters' video conspiracy, Listener concerns regarding guitar urination, Listener comment regarding hair, Prevaricating over an out-take, Lying about plants, The ridiculous Oxygen Cycle, Kitten dog eyes.

Also: Our first ever downbeat cat song.
Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw. Here's a link to the Conspiracast podcast mentioned herein. Here's one to our YouTube films.

show 62 album cover pic: A small bear sitting in the "hole" of a guitar, behind the strings

19th April

Show 62: Harmonicapod

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1 hour 21 mins approx.

A packed show, including new and vintage content, for excellent reasons explained therein. Back to all-new stuff next time, we promise.

Also, we'll skip the formality of a contents-listing this time, if you don't mind.

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Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin

Show 61 album cover pc: picture of paperclip as discussed on the show - Thanks to Dadaist

15th April

Show 61: Magnetic Murders

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37 mins approx.

Tonight's topics include:
Calculating the average listener, Exceling in music and hair, Acapello humming from my past, Fake folk music, The man who ate apples while moving, Cats and mice as a story-embellishment, Why virtual pets must be mortal, Charlie the lucky idiot, Cloud cuckoo land, Imaginary people, Avoiding axe murderers by text, Threatening a paperclip, Puddles of pee, Delusions about magnetic murder and Terminators, {Vintage material: Let's blow into something, Our local crocodile hunter, Digestive biscuits, Inter-species nutrition, Inter-species marriage, Related by cat marriage, New rules for bank officials, Living with a fourth dimension, A makeshift holodeck, Naming things after Karl Marx, The Definite Article}, Interupting my vintage self, Conlcusion of the paperclip incident, My President Bush lifestyle.

Jo's segments return next time. Thanks to our friends on Twitter for the "special" content.
Music: "Twinkle Twinkle My Guitar" by Dilbrent. Use restricted under this license. All other music composed in-house. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw.

show 60 album cover pic: Chilli the cat playing with / eating a rubik's cube

12th April

Show 60: Songetic License

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1 hour 30 mins ....

Tonight's topics include:
Where "here" is, Measuring a country, Verifying listener credentials, Counterfeit podcasts, Submitting to scientific journals, Fun with dry ice and acid, Pointless fire-prevention research, Marking my words, Novelising this show, Tuning in to this show, Identifying with Bruce Springsteen, Investing in cat songs, Rock star cat deceptions, Peeing into a guitar, People hate urine, Exporting sewage to Australia, My new idea to save the planet with frozen urine, Faking a mouse click, Listener input system song, Songetic license, Ending gently.

Also: Some listener e-mail, A song about Bruce Springsteen's cat, and Sháinne Greoige with a special investigative editorial about beanstalks and your children.

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show 59 album cover pic - crude matchstick drawing with caption  "Happier times: Adam and the famous walking stick"

Tonight's topics include:
A blank canvas, Inner Mongolia, A difference between women and cats, Over-recycling milk, Hunting for oil and vegetables, This delicious substance, Loyalty to nutritional powders, Seals and home economics, Cat song satisfaction ratios, Songs versus kittens, Mollycoddling cats, Quality control, Testing my head function with a stapler, Office stationery for terrorists, An argument against fist fights on aeroplanes, Not a pirate, Applying sit-com principles, Deeming earlier segments offensive, In need of a helicoptor, Counting to eighty-seven.

Also: Sháinne Greoige with a classic edition of Athy Weekly World News, and there's probably a cat song or something too.

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show 58 album cover pic: chilli the cat trying to touch a lion on the TV

5th April

Show 58: Kermit's Understudy

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44 minutes ....

Tonight's topics include:
Piffle advisory, Cat lyric non-subtleties, Inserting out-takes, Nobody died, Being credible about internment, Kermit's understudy, Second guessing glassware lifespans, Hope for other glasses, Confusing beer with aviation, Listening to broken glass, Worrying about the head, Cat security podcasts, News breaks of a recent medical emergency involving the glass, Planning for a beverageware policy review, Beer and chocucinno break, Beer goggles, Belch clarification, Not the cats' father, Fake talk, Billy Connolly's imaginary mouse part, A clockwork radio with pictures, Starting as a Shakespearean nutcase, I haven't pressed stop.

Also: A lecture about loaves and fishes and stuff, more classic information from Sháinne Greoige at Athy Weekly World News. and Neal's latest cat song.

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show 57 album cover pic: Chilli the cat trying to touch a furry dog on the TV on Animal Planet

2nd April

Show 57: Rehashing the Twenties

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58 mins approx ....

We've battled through chestal unwellness to bring you a special show, with almost 10% new material.

Tonight's topics include:
An ill-equipped neighbourhood watchman, A bonus commentary, Post dog-food exercise routine, In praise of stairs, Psychic limb control, Surviving as a headless ex-dictator, The stereotypical mountain, Invisible buses, Tamdem politics, Testing, The Tetris downer, Parking in "Grand Theft Auto", Syntax intolerance, Urination and time perception, The tail-wagging diet, Non miraculous monarchs, Wrist Rash, Okay times two, Kitchen acoustics mysteries, Door industry revolutions, Listening to the outside world, A bridge fell down, Crying over county demarkation, Feeding my ego, A seventy five per cent improvement,

Also: A sober lecture from Joanne about the perils of interfering with the laws of gravity, and the not-quite-latest from Sháinne Greoige at the the Athy Weekly World News centre.

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Music: "Twinkle Twinkle My Guitar" by Dilbrent. Use restricted under this license. All other music composed in-house.

Show 56 album cover pic: Chilli the cat sniffing a pint of Guinness

26th March

Show 56: Stroopwafels

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60 mins approx ....

Tonight's topics include:
Approaching a cough, Bread related modesty, Compost in an iPod, Reinstating a pint glass, Stroopwafels, Lamb for dessert, Misusing murder implements, Your new country, Not the worst show ever, Why Seals shouldn't go clubbing, Calculating sea mammal life expectancies, Nights at the Beavers, Childhood forgery lessons, Checking for pyromaniac friends, Reversing the digestive process, In case this cola kills me, I'm like a good terminator, Ambulances on a guitar, Seán not Shawn, Avoiding similarities with Dylan, Mistaking feces for Disney, Don't give the kids real feces, A childhood duck disappointment, Water aid, Unexpected fridge coldness, Seasoning a sleeping cow, Onion shortcuts, Getting it done with.

Also: Neal's new song: "Waiting to Pee", Joanne's classic lecture on various issues, some not unconnected with cats and more of Sháinne Greoige's best bits from the Athy Weekly World News centre.

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Some topics courtesy of Dadaist and Roel. Additional voicy stuff thanks: Lockjaw and Dustin.

Pippy the cat and a model elephant

22nd March

Show 55: Electric Goldfish / Easter Special

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33 minutes ....

A short special for Easter Eve, with an odd-sounding voice due to hoarseness.

Tonight's topics include:
I'm recording a podcast, Working in two dimensions, Earwigging in your head, A psychiatrist's brain, Being reasonable about cannibalism, Misunderstood clowns, The two fingers way of life, A paste made from dead people, Filling a pint glass, Strolling to the bathroom, Marking the glass, An electric goldfish, Impersonating Douglas Adams, Spotting a Douglas Adams impersonator, Easter Saturday puns, Measuring Easter, Stalking Jesus with a cart.

Also: Sháinne Greoige with another vaguely familiar installment of Athy Weekly World News. The promo in this show is for Conspiracast.

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Pippy the cat on a bed with a toy cat

19th March

Show 54: Jinxing Good Friday

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40 minutes ....

Tonight's topics include:
Firstly let me finish, Ancestoral ice cream manufacturers, Snow is wet too, An automated invention machine, Ex-army cat stranglers, Dictators' facial hair, Jesus' ill-advised Hitler moustache, Finding me in a time capsule, Understanding metric money, Verifying a species' limb-count, Cat-stomach origami and the flatness revolution, Jinxing Good Friday, Marketing the ten commandment, Too slow to count time, Undefined meal breaks, Lost for words, America's Next Top Model versus Howerd Stern, Economics of freelance astronautory, Cat haemophilia and bullet wounds, Applying philosophic analysis to this show, Coming full circle, Identifying the main words.

Also: Joanne with a classic lecture on catflaps throughout the ages, for our Adult Learning Programme.
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Show 53 pic - 2 Irish souvenir bears

15th March

Show 53: St. Patrick's Bathroom Phone Special

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40 minutes ....

Tonight's topics include:
Not in my computer, A full time tourist and ex murderer, Surplus words, Compensating in the bathroom, Two pubs and thirty five apartments, Neverending circles, A speeding dashboard clock, Breakage versus disobeyance, Comparative law abidance, Anticlockwise wheels, Finding Professor Stephen Hawkins in the past, Chaning nationality while asleep, Phoning it in again, Built-in portability, Reverse urination, Misrepresenting my movements, Millisecond based entertainment, Mindular television, Imagining a grocery church toll-booth related incident, Inflating an imaginary pet without medical advice, Swapping wildlife for Christianity, Shamrocks versus clovers, Clover guilt, Not resuming a point.

Also: It's the St. Patrick's Day extravaganza, so we celebrate with a couple of special songs, one of which isn't performed in the toilet. And Sháinne Greoige returns with all the Patrickical news from last year, for some reason.

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Additional voicy stuff thanks to: Dustin Meehan and Lockjaw

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10th March

Show 52: The Problem with DeNiro

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32 minutes ...

An extra little solo show, in which Neal ponders some of life's mysteries, and very little else gets done. Joanne will be back next time.

Tonight's topics include:
Starting with an open fridge, Them or it?, Waterfall delusions, Things in general, Broadening the footwear debate, Making cat circuses safe, Why mention eskimos?, A surplus cup handle, Looking like a cowboy, Reselling trick-or-treat merchandise, Microsoft versus benign maggots, Revisiting the numeric urination method, Surplus cow food, Kerbside therapy, Robert De Niro's petrol bill, Bullfighting for Scorscesee, "Absolute" wastage, Alternatives to punching a cow, Weirdness as a marketing tool,

 

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Show 51 album cover pic: Chilli the cat

6th March

Show 51: Waste Condension Therapy

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39 minutes ....

Tonight's topics include:
Too late for florensics, Groundhog insect consolation, A wasp-related slander, Fake randomness, Meet the new cat's face, Disipline in a tri-cat household, A freight train in the toilet, The view from the ceiling, How to fill a clipboard, Waste condension therapy, Resexing the kitten. Avoiding disregardful cats, An unstressed goodbye in the garden.

Also: Joanne's latest cat song, recorded before the unexpected arrival of our third cat, and therefore of particular historical interest. And just for the hell of it, we replay an original untitled song from way back, by friend of the site Eternal Echo. The IntoYourHead Adult Learning Programme will be back soon.

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Additional voicy stuff thanks to: Dustin Meehan

Show 50 album cover pic: Pippy the cat overlooking a number "50" in the Into Your Head logo

28th February

Show 50: Spies in the Audience

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42 minutes ....

Tonight's topics include:
Flashes of excitement, Counselling for farm animals, Profiting from worrying sheep, Distancing myself from sheep, An audio ventriliquist, An achievement for a dog, Blocking television waves, Voting against robots, Partially wired, Preprogrammed blackness on TV, Avoiding the topic of "incidents", Bad kitchen karma , An inappropriately labelled pun, Forgiving the kitchen, Vulgar time management, Weather alarms, Emergency de-melting devices, Vicarioius urination, Morning radio and mutual lying, Sound wave pollution, Disguising education as porn, Correctly predicticted stopping, Dealing with spies in the audience, The pigs respect me, A bag of scum.

Also:
Bowsy the Bear returns with another of his no-holds-barred audio columns, as usual channelling himself through the voice of Joanne O'Carroll.

The promo in this show is for Conspiracast an interesting new show by one of our compatriots.

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Show 49 Album cover pic: Pippy the cat cuddling a toy puppy

27th February

Show 49: Reverend Moon's Laundry

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40 minutes .........

Tonight's topics include:
An invisible departure, We've all seen Titanic, Flashing your patent, Sadisticists, Defining a "syll", Stamping on my moccasins, Getting trumped up, Vague laundry, Vicarious sock enjoyment, Danger of abbreviation, My cowardly death, Black and blue laundry, Reverend Moon's socks, Looking like I care, Extra heads on Star Trek, Timekeeping for psychopaths, Curtains in your head, Looking up "The Moonies", Nothing wrong with this urine, A quick sound check, The sound of fame, Attaching timepieces, Some structural advice, Truly instantanously coffee, Black holograms.

Also: Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme is back to patiently explain the differences between cats and octopuses.

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"Don't click here, whatever your do"

22nd February

Show 48: Practicing on Sheep

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42 minutes....

Tonight's topics include:
Choosing a number, Unfeasible clipboard use, Sheep statistics, A glass on the ground, Rebellion in my garden, Underselling my voice, Seagulls versus pigeons, Cabbage-coated cannibalism, Assembling a human chicken, A reality show about your death, Snow on a desert island, Unreliable eskimo instincts, Was I distracted?, Turning to the Internet, Cherry or hen's head? Rearranging your memory, Poultry in the street, Exhausted but disease-free hens, Succi chicken sensations, Eyes as an I.T. tool, Corner shops as a virus protection, Mistaken the monitor for a chair, Dermatological distractions, Preventing the cookie from crumbling, "One man's solution....", Translating to Egyptian, Translating to Smurf, A tremendously annoying moment, Rabbit's head salad, A corrupted Robin Hood.

Also: A Brand new cat song by Neal, in the absence of Doctress O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, who'll be back next time.

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Show 47 album cover - various assorted soft toys, a clock with our cats on it and a frog thing

20th February

Show 47: Trojan Footballs

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40 minutes ....

Tonight's topics include:
Drinking in the womb, Benign ill people, Vicious circles in bars, Entertaining an immortal, In praise of bladders, Debating with my organs, Podcasting to the MTV generation, Not Stephen Spielberg, Two different pisses, Star Trek in the schools system, Avoiding mental illness, Meowing at children, My multi-tasking head, Tolerating disgusting or illegal listeners, A cleansing 10 second silence, Constructing popcorn, Reassurances regarding carbon consumption, Word of ear, Mindreading with a seventh step, Crackle causes and recovery, Digital refrigeration, Counting the definite articles, Not all fun and frolics, An "asshole" in another language, Reflecti

The promo in this show is for Conspiracast (with an "a") an excellent podcast by one of our Irish compatriots.

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Show 46 album cover: Pippy the cat sniffiing an elephant

17th February

Show 46: Pillowcase Psychology

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42 minutes ...

Tonight's topics include:
A happy atomic medium, Mattress attire, Injectable pillows, Beating the psyhiatrist, Philosophy on a minimum wage, Ending the writers' strike with fiction, Chair down the stairs, Working with gravity, Avoiding my demise and related legal issues, Deliberatly mispronouncing "pronunciation", Subsidising ignorance, The ancient Italian thingy, Roads in Rhodes, Misunderstanding Confusious, Bats and the broadcasting industry, Relinquishing the toilet, The urine archive, Switching from petrol to medicine, Porcelain inundation, NASA's attitude to water, Hoovers on Mars, Putting H2O in it's place, Undervaluing the upstairs.

Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll of the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme, with an important lecture about margarine flies or something. And earlier, an educational message from Joanne about scissors and psychotic TV license inspectors.

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14th February

Show 45: Metric Moments

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33 mins approx. ....

Tonight's topics include:
A red taped moment, Segmentation issues, Maintaining your numbness, Bonus burping, A special thing in the toilet, Black magic additives, Synthesised urine, An audience of cats, Presidential obsolescence, Interupting my clicking, A "negative" of the show, Remembering cynicism, Rebelling against the dictionary, Thirty per-cent genuine Gaelic, Portraying my real life, Inconveniences of killing people, Mismatching sent items, A genuinly unplugged song, Kinetic hands not electric, Metric moments at McDonald's, Calling myself for free, Late night cat song, Not in that Jim Carey movie, Missing the mark, A vulgar number.

Also:
Doctress Joanne O'Carroll with a very special traffic song, recorded in the streets of Dublin. The lectures will return soon.

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9th February

Show 44: The "22" Experiment

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44 mins approx. ..

If you're new to Into Your Head, you might not want to start with this show. Or the previous one. All the rest are fine though. Promise.

A very "special" solo episode, in which Neal puts to the test the very essence of what we have come to know as "Into Your Head". Think we'll drop the formalities and not have a full topics listing for this one. Back with a normal show soon. It's been a long week.

(Joanne will be back next time)

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